All My Stupid Phobias and Even Stupider Pet Peeves

Hello, I'm Garner Lee and I have about a million different phobias that others seem to find amusing for some reason. All my darn phobias simply annoy the crap out of me so I decided to create a blog about them so I can rant. I hope you find them as amusing as my friends and family do.
Showing posts with label Phobias. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Phobias. Show all posts

Monday, January 4, 2010

Phobia #3

When I'm home alone I dial 91 on the phone just to be safe. The last 1 is never far from my reach in case a robber, hobo from my backyard or bigfoot breaks into my home.
Oh how my Phobias taunt me.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Phobia #1

I believe that someone put a video camera in my shower drain... the solution? I keep a large sea shell in my shower so when I'm in there I can put it over the drain so that the video camera cannot see me... I have been doing this for 3 years. help me I'm a weirdo